two days into vacation and i am already stir crazy ... of course when i get board i turn to tv, so i thought i would share some of my favorite movies quotes .. with a twist. i will supply the quote and you supply the movie title. i will add another antoehr blog in a couple of days with the movies titles. these movies were all released in the 80's and they are in no particular order .. ENJOY !!
Actor 1: "What are you doing to this dog?"
Actor 2: "Just taking him for a walk!"
Actor 1: "He's bleeding. My gosh! How long has he's been bleeding?"
Actor 2: "Not long enough."
"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky, guess she won't be able to eat any spicy foods for awhile."
"Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you."
Actor 1: "Sorry, I needed the phone."
Actor 2: "Why, the cabbage patch mothers are having a PTA meeting?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!"
"Subject in transit. Has changed his shoes. Riding a bicycle. Ten-speed, I suspect."
"Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron."
"You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
"I wish I were big."
"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.
It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me."
"I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit."
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
just for the fun of it
Posted by Korbie at 11:36 PM
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